Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
His nipple licking is glorious
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