So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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