On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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