I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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