So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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