I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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