If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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