$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
did i just pee glitter
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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