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• (941): View more from Florida

  I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position

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  I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2

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• (209): View more from California

  I will pee on everything he values.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson

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