:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......