the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.