he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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