why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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