You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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