i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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