I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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