i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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