I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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