My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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