just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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