can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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