good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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