Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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