I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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