Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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