She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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