garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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