We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
