I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
is it fun? or sober?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
