You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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