I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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