I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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