Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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