this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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