His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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