I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
well you can't waste a boner
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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