About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.