There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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