Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize