and you said cock pushups were impossible
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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