Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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