it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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