Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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