Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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