Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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