covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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