when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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