Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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