Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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