are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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