she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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