whats a polygalesbian?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.