Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.