Ambien. No doubt about it.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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