What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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