are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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