It's like God shit irony all over that family
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
