At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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