now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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